May 2013
18 posts
WHEN A PROFESSOR WALKS IN WITH AN EXAM
whatshouldwecallmeclassics:
I’m like
(Thanks songofthewhitebird for the submission!)
“Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their...”
– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland) Got into a fight with a guy once because they were making a big deal about how women should dress modestly and this is exactly the argument I was trying to make. Kudos, saving. (via vnuk)
schneidersbakery:
i’m always this half & half horny / sad
so like i get my penis in my hand and then that’s about all i have the energy for.
i just kind of sit there like
April 2013
68 posts
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:
Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
He said rape happens for a reason.
When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
He’s a spoiled little brat.
Not legit reasons to hate...
justmyflawedlogic:
tapdancers:
In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.
Cosmo Sex Tip #31
cartoonshumorandsex:
During sex, surprise him with an extremely sexy orgasm moan by making the THX theme sound at the top of your lungs
