WHEN A PROFESSOR WALKS IN WITH AN EXAM
whatshouldwecallmeclassics: I’m like (Thanks songofthewhitebird for the submission!)
Here’s the thing. Men in our culture have been socialized to believe that their...– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland) Got into a fight with a guy once because they were making a big deal about how women should dress modestly and this is exactly the argument I was trying to make. Kudos, saving. (via vnuk)
schneidersbakery: i’m always this half & half horny / sad so like i get my penis in my hand and then that’s about all i have the energy for. i just kind of sit there like
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx: Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber: He said rape happens for a reason. When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him. When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”. He’s a spoiled little brat. Not legit reasons to hate...
justmyflawedlogic: tapdancers: In British, we dont say “I love you” we say “crumpet crumpet the queen tea scoodilypoop Mary poppins” which roughly translates to “I am a part of you”. Tragically beautiful.
Cosmo Sex Tip #31
cartoonshumorandsex: During sex, surprise him with an extremely sexy orgasm moan by making the THX theme sound at the top of your lungs